The ghost listened intently, Hersilia always had great ideas when it came to these things, which was why it was always great to hear their input. It gave Met some more creative methods in ways she could use when she had a killing mood setting in, it was always fun to toy with the lackey demons.
When she heard Hersilia mention an addition she could add to hide ‘n’ seek, Met clapped her hands and laughed more.
“That’d be great, can you imagine how priceless the scared looks on their faces would be when I find them! For certain, they wouldn’t survive long.”
hersilia folded her arms && raised an eyebrow at her murder-loving, death-machine friend. the idea of killing was fond to her as it usually was a source of food in her eyes. and anyway, there had been countless occasions in which hersilia helped met with her schemes. this was just like any other, really.
she bowed jokingly when met clapped her hands. of course she would be looked upon with admiration because of her ever-genius plan!
❝ it really would be priceless, met. i think it’d be funny if you got a chainsaw as well just to kick in the shock factor, y’know? ❞
“i guess so… You really want to help me…? I feel kind of like a loser right now…” He moved his knees to his body and wrapped his arms around them. He didn’t really want to participate in this, he thought he’d run into someone eventually, but he’s been alive for so long, it might just be the time to actually search for someone. He just let her rummage through the box, he wasn’t looking though. “I just want you to also know that I’m bi… So girl or guy… I don’t care…”
❝ it’s not that bad, don’t be over-dramatic! anyway, it’s fine. you’re not a loser for having a lack of sex. jeez, don’t be so hard on yourself. it’ll be a fun experience for you! and i don’t wanna sound vain or anything like that but i know a lot of people and if you’re with me then there might be a chance i can hook you up with someone that i know. and of course, someone that you like. i think you should get into being comfortable with doing it first before you even start to think about a committed relationship. and did i mention that this box is filthy? wow, envi! you must have one hell of a libido. ❞
“There’s seriously no one right now that would be compatible… And I always go out when I get the chance… I know a lot of people… But no one has really crossed my mind…” He sighed again. “I’m a failure at this okay…? You have to just deal with it…” He shut his box again, hopefully she didn’t see other things that were in there.
❝ well you do want to seal the deal though, right? ‘cause trust me it’s a lot better than doing whatever you do with those weird pornos. and even if no one has crossed your mind, i’m sure you’ll think of someone eventually. ❞ hersilia sighed && swiftly opened the box. ❝ okay, don’t get mad; i have to see this to help you. it’s just because no one can ever be a failure at sex, not even the shyest person in existence. so i’m gonna help you find someone you like, and i’m gonna get you to seduce them. it’s either that or you will probably never do it again. this is a one time offer, and it’s your decision whether you want to be a pussy or get it.❞
He chuckled. “I’m no virgin… That’s not the problem… But, I can’t go out and say ‘Hey, you want to have sex…?’ That’s stupid… I only do that when I’m drunk… I’m also known to not just do that… It’s not really my thing to do…” He sighed. “And look… I want to know who stole it… I’m worried that that person will spread rumors about that and then my reputation will spiral downwards… Okay…?”
❝ well, if you aren’t a virgin then what’s the problem? i know you can’t just go straight out and ask someone! that really would be idiotic. i mean, you should get to know someone that you think you’re compatible with && then build a relationship then boom. i mean it’s not like you’re not gonna do it again, right? it’s kinda inevitable, i suppose. but hey, life isn’t about what you’re known to do and what you’re not known to do— that’s why surprises exist! you should loosen up, or well, let someone loosen you up. and no one will know about it, okay? i’m sure the person doesn’t even know that the magazines are yours. ❞
He sighed. “Look… I’m not good with sexual encouters… I get so awkward… And did you really think I could just go out and have sex…? Great… I still want to find out who stole two of them though…” He began to mumble to himself a little bit.
hersilia smiled sympathetically at him, all the while knowing that he probably didn’t want her to do that. ❝ it’s fine, you shouldn’t feel bad about something like that. you can only get better with it, really. are you a virgin or what? ‘cause either way, yes, you could just go out and have sex. it’s not hard or awkward; you just have to be confident. and you are definitely not going to get anywhere with asking people if they stole your porn magazines! ❞
“Heehee, same to you!” She beamed at the other before holding out her hand for the girl to shake. “My name’s Yosafire. What’s your’s?”
❝ wow, you really are lovely. ❞ hersilia said with another one of her infamous smiles. she gratefully shook the other girl’s hand. ❝ a pleasure to meet you, yosafire! my name is hersilia. ❞
“Who knows? Maybe it’ll be some sad sap who wants their life over with! Ahahahaha!”
The ghost let out a grand laugh at that thought, she may toy with them first though- the ghost loved to torment those before she killed them. Why? Only because it lead to screaming and begging for mercy; what a joy.
“Who knows, maybe I’ll play hide ‘n’ seek with them! First one to get caught dies.”
❝ maybe it will! i mean, you have plenty of time on your hands && what’s a better way to, y’know— lower the population? ❞
hersilia chuckled at her laugh, seeing it as contagious. jeez, met was a real character but a good one. she was one of the people that hersilia liked best. when she mentioned hide and seek, it only made her giggle.
❝ sounds like a good idea. perhaps you could add a twist to it, like… hide ‘n seek catch? found you, now run! ❞
He was already pretty upset that someone stole one of these. Oh… That’s one hell of a death glare he was giving her now. “You… saw… nothing… Got that…?” He looked as if he was about to kill someone, he kind of was to be honest.
hersilia closed the magazine, all the while smirking. she knew that in every encounter she had with him after this one would bring her back to this moment. ❝ calm yourself, it’s not like i would tell anyone. in fact, this is just between you && me, isn’t it? anyway, instead of sitting in a corner and reading pornos, why don’t you actually go out and get some? it’s kind of sad, no offense or anything. ❞
“No… You’re not pointing out the obvious… I’m not that good looking…” He sighed. “And why did you want me to know about you…? Did you do something that would interest me…?” He tilted his head.
❝ you should have more self-esteem, pretty boy. ❞ hersilia raised an eyebrow at him, folding her arms. ❝ it’s just that most people do, but that’s fine. i don’t really mind. but i mean, if you’re offering for me to do something that would interest you i’m all for it. ❞
