❝ i know that you’re human— i can sense it. although your aura is a little difficult to comprehend. would you mind spilling the details, young man? i’m fascinated. ❞
❝ it looks like you have stumbled upon me at the worst possible moment. i apologize for my informality, though it really was supper time. i trust you won’t be mentioning this to anyone? ❞
❝ hey, god. i don’t want to ruin your mood or anything like that but there have been multiple rumours going around stating that you’re doing unspeakable things with mr. satanick. i told you because, well, i knew that you would have liked to be informed. please don’t shoot the messenger, i’m doing you a favour. ❞