✯ && envi. ✯

He chuckled. “I’m no virgin… That’s not the problem… But, I can’t go out and say ‘Hey, you want to have sex…?’ That’s stupid… I only do that when I’m drunk… I’m also known to not just do that… It’s not really my thing to do…” He sighed. “And look… I want to know who stole it… I’m worried that that person will spread rumors about that and then my reputation will spiral downwards… Okay…?”

❝ well, if you aren’t a virgin then what’s the problem? i know you can’t just go straight out and ask someone! that really would be idiotic. i mean, you should get to know someone that you think you’re compatible with && then build a relationship then boom. i mean it’s not like you’re not gonna do it again, right? it’s kinda inevitable, i suppose. but hey, life isn’t about what you’re known to do and what you’re not known to do— that’s why surprises exist! you should loosen up, or well, let someone loosen you up. and no one will know about it, okay? i’m sure the person doesn’t even know that the magazines are yours. ❞