✯ && envi. ✯

“There’s seriously no one right now that would be compatible… And I always go out when I get the chance… I know a lot of people… But no one has really crossed my mind…” He sighed again. “I’m a failure at this okay…? You have to just deal with it…” He shut his box again, hopefully she didn’t see other things that were in there.

❝ well you do want to seal the deal though, right? ‘cause trust me it’s a lot better than doing whatever you do with those weird pornos. and even if no one has crossed your mind, i’m sure you’ll think of someone eventually. ❞ hersilia sighed && swiftly opened the box. ❝ okay, don’t get mad; i have to see this to help you. it’s just because no one can ever be a failure at sex, not even the shyest person in existence. so i’m gonna help you find someone you like, and i’m gonna get you to seduce them. it’s either that or you will probably never do it again. this is a one time offer, and it’s your decision whether you want to be a pussy or get it.❞