✯ && envi. ✯

Envi narrowed his eyes. “You were… Testing me…? And I failed…? Great…” After that he changed and walked back in. “Uh… There’s a special ribbon for this outfit… If that interests you…” He opened up a drawer, picked up that ribbon and put his hair in a ponytail with it. He sat on his bed. “So… Talking… Go…” He motioned her to start talking.

❝ you need to learn a lot about this stuff if you wanna get laid! the only reason you failed was because you made it awkward by asking if there was something on your face. that look i gave you? it translates into ‘you’re hot and i want to take you to my bedroom.’ so whenever someone that you like does that to you and you know for certain, then go ahead and kiss them. don’t think about it just do it. because then they will think that you’re even hotter! ❞