He sighed. “Look… I’m not good with sexual encouters… I get so awkward… And did you really think I could just go out and have sex…? Great… I still want to find out who stole two of them though…” He began to mumble to himself a little bit.
hersilia smiled sympathetically at him, all the while knowing that he probably didn’t want her to do that. ❝ it’s fine, you shouldn’t feel bad about something like that. you can only get better with it, really. are you a virgin or what? ‘cause either way, yes, you could just go out and have sex. it’s not hard or awkward; you just have to be confident. and you are definitely not going to get anywhere with asking people if they stole your porn magazines! ❞
“Heehee, same to you!” She beamed at the other before holding out her hand for the girl to shake. “My name’s Yosafire. What’s your’s?”
❝ wow, you really are lovely. ❞ hersilia said with another one of her infamous smiles. she gratefully shook the other girl’s hand. ❝ a pleasure to meet you, yosafire! my name is hersilia. ❞
“Who knows? Maybe it’ll be some sad sap who wants their life over with! Ahahahaha!”
The ghost let out a grand laugh at that thought, she may toy with them first though- the ghost loved to torment those before she killed them. Why? Only because it lead to screaming and begging for mercy; what a joy.
“Who knows, maybe I’ll play hide ‘n’ seek with them! First one to get caught dies.”
❝ maybe it will! i mean, you have plenty of time on your hands && what’s a better way to, y’know— lower the population? ❞
hersilia chuckled at her laugh, seeing it as contagious. jeez, met was a real character but a good one. she was one of the people that hersilia liked best. when she mentioned hide and seek, it only made her giggle.
❝ sounds like a good idea. perhaps you could add a twist to it, like… hide ‘n seek catch? found you, now run! ❞
He was already pretty upset that someone stole one of these. Oh… That’s one hell of a death glare he was giving her now. “You… saw… nothing… Got that…?” He looked as if he was about to kill someone, he kind of was to be honest.
hersilia closed the magazine, all the while smirking. she knew that in every encounter she had with him after this one would bring her back to this moment. ❝ calm yourself, it’s not like i would tell anyone. in fact, this is just between you && me, isn’t it? anyway, instead of sitting in a corner and reading pornos, why don’t you actually go out and get some? it’s kind of sad, no offense or anything. ❞
“No… You’re not pointing out the obvious… I’m not that good looking…” He sighed. “And why did you want me to know about you…? Did you do something that would interest me…?” He tilted his head.
❝ you should have more self-esteem, pretty boy. ❞ hersilia raised an eyebrow at him, folding her arms. ❝ it’s just that most people do, but that’s fine. i don’t really mind. but i mean, if you’re offering for me to do something that would interest you i’m all for it. ❞
“E-Eh? Uh, thanks..!” The young demon blushed slightly from the compliment, but smiled nonetheless. “You’re really pretty too, miss!”
❝ it’s fine! ❞ hersilia gave her best smile to the green-haired demon. she was actually really nice, it was definitely a break from people who thought they were tough. ❝ ah, you’re too kind! ❞
He finally got up from the corner he was sitting in, went over to the box and packed it in. “I’m… Missing one… or two… Fuck…” He grunted as he shoved the box away.
hersilia had walked in at just the wrong moment. unfortunately for her, she had to witness him packing away his ‘stash’. it was actually pretty funny to see him look so embarrassed. she picked up a magazine that he still hadn’t put away && her eyes widened at it’s contents. ❝ how is it even possible to bend like that? ❞
“…Those rumors are true, so just don’t believe who said that to you kid.” And the good mood he finally got today went to hell because those rumors why there’s always weird rumours about him and satanick. “And why people think i would do unspeakable things with that idiot…?”
❝ whatever you say, boss. ❞ she’s smirking now because she knows that the rumours are true. in fact, it’s blatantly obvious && fumus should just admit that he has some kind of infatuation with the devil. ❝ because it’s kind of obvious. not trying to irritate you or anything, but it’s right there. and please don’t call me a kid. at least when i like someone i can tell them, hehe. ❞
